squiffy2
August 15th, 2006, 03:09 PM
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two
blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion
surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to
explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks
down and the floor is covered in $1,000 bills.
Then, there's a knock at the door. . . He answers it and standing
there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside
to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until
he's dead. As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's
the two blonde genies.
One blonde genie says to the other one," I can understand the first
wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love
to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But why he wanted
to be hung like a black man is beyond me.
partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two
blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion
surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to
explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks
down and the floor is covered in $1,000 bills.
Then, there's a knock at the door. . . He answers it and standing
there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside
to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until
he's dead. As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's
the two blonde genies.
One blonde genie says to the other one," I can understand the first
wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love
to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But why he wanted
to be hung like a black man is beyond me.