squiffy2
August 22nd, 2006, 11:18 AM
A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern furiously pounding
down shots of whiskey. His friend happens to come into the bar
and sees him.
"Lou," says the shocked friend, "what are you doing? I've known
you for over fifteen years, and I've never seen you take a drink
before!. What's going on?"
Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass, the
man replies, "My wife just ran off with my best friend."
He throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp.
"But," says the other man, "I'm your best friend!"
The man turns to his friend, looks at him through bloodshot eyes,
smiles and then slurs, "Not anymore... He ish!"
"I have abandoned responsibility and have embraced frivolity"
down shots of whiskey. His friend happens to come into the bar
and sees him.
"Lou," says the shocked friend, "what are you doing? I've known
you for over fifteen years, and I've never seen you take a drink
before!. What's going on?"
Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass, the
man replies, "My wife just ran off with my best friend."
He throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp.
"But," says the other man, "I'm your best friend!"
The man turns to his friend, looks at him through bloodshot eyes,
smiles and then slurs, "Not anymore... He ish!"
"I have abandoned responsibility and have embraced frivolity"