PDA

View Full Version : Dear Dell


squiffy2
August 22nd, 2006, 01:47 PM
Dear Dell,

It has come to my attention that my laptop may have a fatal error.

While recently monitoring parallel end users, my windows shut down. My
direct memory access at this time gets a bit pixellated, but I think my
operating system spilled serial onto the keyboard, right after I networked
my executables with my processor.

Then I broke wind-ows with my primary administrative tools, and the laptop
spontaneously combusted.

Now my hard drive no longer searches for the ports, the firmware has run out
of ram, and my client has developed a software issue. Shouldn't the firewall
have prevented this? I tried to run, but got my system devices stuck in the
control panel.

Needless to say, this bytes, because I thought you had a super computer.

Please provide replacement options and accessories immediately. Your help is
greatly appreciated.

Thank you.

zipulrich
August 22nd, 2006, 05:07 PM
...and the laptop
spontaneously combusted.

Been happening a lot lately. :disgust: :rotflmao:

black mirror
August 22nd, 2006, 05:20 PM
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

keylay31
August 22nd, 2006, 06:06 PM
Please provide replacement options and accessories immediately. Your help is
greatly appreciated.

Thank you.

Dear squiffy2.

The best replacement option would be to buy a computer that isnt branded Dell.

Regards,
Dell:rotflmao: