squiffy2
September 22nd, 2006, 09:33 AM
A young lady visiting texas asked a man in a bar if he was a cowboy.'Well I've ridden horses,branded beef,rounded up strays,looked after my ranch,fed the animals and looked my horses all my life,so yep,I would ay I was a cowboy.
The young lady said,'I'm a lesbian all I ever do is think about women,dream about women,talk about women,fantasise about women,and look for women.'
The sit and sip their drinks in silence,until another visitor at the bar says to the man.'Are you a cowboy?'
The cowboy replied 'I always thought I was,but I've just discovered I'm a lesbian!!'
The young lady said,'I'm a lesbian all I ever do is think about women,dream about women,talk about women,fantasise about women,and look for women.'
The sit and sip their drinks in silence,until another visitor at the bar says to the man.'Are you a cowboy?'
The cowboy replied 'I always thought I was,but I've just discovered I'm a lesbian!!'