squiffy2
September 23rd, 2006, 11:15 AM
Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking.
Saul says to Morty, "So listen, Morty, you know I don't swim so well."
Morty remembered how to carry another swimmer from his lifeguard class when
he was just a kid. So Morty begins
tugging Saul toward shore. After ten minutes, he begins to tire. Finally about 100
feet from shore, Morty asks Saul,
"So Saul, do you suppose you could float alone?"
Saul replies, "Morty, this is a hell of a time to be asking
for money."
"I have abandoned responsibility and have embraced frivolity"
Saul says to Morty, "So listen, Morty, you know I don't swim so well."
Morty remembered how to carry another swimmer from his lifeguard class when
he was just a kid. So Morty begins
tugging Saul toward shore. After ten minutes, he begins to tire. Finally about 100
feet from shore, Morty asks Saul,
"So Saul, do you suppose you could float alone?"
Saul replies, "Morty, this is a hell of a time to be asking
for money."
"I have abandoned responsibility and have embraced frivolity"