How to get a job with the Secret Service

[thelamberts]

Three persons (two men and a woman) made it to the final test which decided which one of them would join the Secret Service.

The three had to draw lots to see who would go first.
One man came first, the other second and the woman would be the last to go.

The task was to go into another enclosed room where the spouse of the potential Secret Service candidate was seated, unknown to them.

The teacher handed the first male candidate a gun and told him to go into the other room and kill the person in there.

In a few seconds the first guy came out of the room sobbing "That's my wife..I could not do it"

The teacher handed the second male candidate a gun and told him to go into the other room and kill the person in there.

In a few muntes a shot rang out and the second guy came out of the room sobbing as well. "That's my wife..I shot the gun in the air in frustration."

That left the woman.

She went into the room and almost immediatley six shots were heard. Then a whole bunch of smashing, crashing, banging and screaming noises were heard that went on for a couple of minutes.

The woman emerged from the room, composed herself and said to her teacher. "You should have told me the gun was full of blanks; I had to beat him to death with a chair"

She got the job ....LOL

[black mirror]

love that joke