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Old September 24th, 2006, 11:41 AM
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Smile A Woman Asks Her Husband - adultish

A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a
slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's
this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. "A bowl of soup,
homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like
a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie
chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra...I'm
still not hungry."

Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
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