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September 24th, 2006, 05:01 PM
Synagogue seating request form
Last year, many of you expressed concern over the seating arrangements in the synagogue. In order for us to place you in a seat that will best suit you, we ask you to complete the following questionnaire and return it to the synagogue secretary's office as soon as possible.
PLEASE PUT A TICK AGAINST YOUR CHOICES
1. I would prefer to sit in the: -
___ Talking section
___ Non-talking section
2. If talking, which category do you prefer? (Indicate order of interest)
___ Stock market
___ Football
___ Medicine
___ Congregants' secret medical tragedies
___ Your recent holidays
___ The rabbi
___ The chazzan's voice
___ Fashion news
___ What others are wearing
___ Why they look awful
___ Your neighbors
___ Your relatives
___ The situation in Israel
___ Who's cheating on/having an affair with whom
___ Other:_______________________________
3. Who of the following would you like to be near for free professional advice?
___ Doctor
___ Dentist
___ Psychiatrist
___ Child psychiatrist
___ Travel Agent
___ Stockbroker
___ Accountant
___ Lawyer
___ Estate agent
___ Architect
___ Plumber
___ Golf pro [tentative; we're still trying to find a Jewish one]
___ Other:____________________________
4. I want a seat located (Indicate order of priorityhttp://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif
___ On the aisle
___ Near the exit
___ Near a window
___ Near the toilets
___ Near the bimah
___ Near single men
___ Where no one on the bimah can see me talking during service
___ Where no one will notice me sleeping during service
___ Where I can sleep during the rabbi's sermon [additionalcharge]
5. I would like a seat where:
___ I can see my spouse
___ I cannot see my spouse
___ I can see my friend's spouse
___ My spouse cannot see me looking at my friend's spouse
6. Please do not place me anywhere near the following people:
(Limit of six; if you require more space, you may wish to consider joining another congregation.)
_________________________
_________________________
_________________________
_________________________
_________________________
_________________________
7. Your name: __________________________________
8. Building fund pledge: £_________________________
Last year, many of you expressed concern over the seating arrangements in the synagogue. In order for us to place you in a seat that will best suit you, we ask you to complete the following questionnaire and return it to the synagogue secretary's office as soon as possible.
PLEASE PUT A TICK AGAINST YOUR CHOICES
1. I would prefer to sit in the: -
___ Talking section
___ Non-talking section
2. If talking, which category do you prefer? (Indicate order of interest)
___ Stock market
___ Football
___ Medicine
___ Congregants' secret medical tragedies
___ Your recent holidays
___ The rabbi
___ The chazzan's voice
___ Fashion news
___ What others are wearing
___ Why they look awful
___ Your neighbors
___ Your relatives
___ The situation in Israel
___ Who's cheating on/having an affair with whom
___ Other:_______________________________
3. Who of the following would you like to be near for free professional advice?
___ Doctor
___ Dentist
___ Psychiatrist
___ Child psychiatrist
___ Travel Agent
___ Stockbroker
___ Accountant
___ Lawyer
___ Estate agent
___ Architect
___ Plumber
___ Golf pro [tentative; we're still trying to find a Jewish one]
___ Other:____________________________
4. I want a seat located (Indicate order of priorityhttp://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif
___ On the aisle
___ Near the exit
___ Near a window
___ Near the toilets
___ Near the bimah
___ Near single men
___ Where no one on the bimah can see me talking during service
___ Where no one will notice me sleeping during service
___ Where I can sleep during the rabbi's sermon [additionalcharge]
5. I would like a seat where:
___ I can see my spouse
___ I cannot see my spouse
___ I can see my friend's spouse
___ My spouse cannot see me looking at my friend's spouse
6. Please do not place me anywhere near the following people:
(Limit of six; if you require more space, you may wish to consider joining another congregation.)
_________________________
_________________________
_________________________
_________________________
_________________________
_________________________
7. Your name: __________________________________
8. Building fund pledge: £_________________________