Cold

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A man goes to see his doctor suffering from a miserable cold. The doctor prescribes some tablets, but they don't help.

On his next visit the doctor gives him a jab, but that doesn't have any effect.

On his third visit the doctor tells the man, "Go home and have a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing, open all the windows and stand in the draught."

"But doctor," protests the man, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."

"I know," says the doctor. "I can cure pneumonia."


"I have abandoned responsibility and have embraced frivolity"

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