Mr_ED
September 27th, 2006, 02:07 PM
THE GENIE
>
> A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.... Of
course,
> the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of
the
> biggest house adjacent to the course.
>
> The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to
go
>up
> there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive
is
> going to cost us."
>
> So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A
warm
> voice said, "Come on in."
>
> When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass
was
>all
> over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
near
>the
> broken window.
>
> A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that just
broke
>my
> window?"
>
>
>
>
>
> "Uh... Yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
>
> "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I really want to thank you.
You
> see, I am a genie, and I have been trapped in that bottle for a
thousand
> years. Now that you have released me, I am allowed to grant three
>wishes.
> I will give you each one wish, but if you do not mind, I will keep
the
> last one for myself."
>
>
> "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
blurted
> out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
>
> "No problem," said the genie. "You have got it, that is the least I
can
> do. And I will also guarantee you a long and very healthy life!"
>
>
>
> "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
>
>
>
>
>
> "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
country
> in the world," she said.
>
> "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be
safe
> from fire, burglary and all natural disasters!"
>
> "And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"
>
> "Well, since I have been trapped in that bottle and have not been
with a
> woman in more than a thousand years.... .My wish is to have sex with
your
> wife."
>
> The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
both
>now
> have a fortune, and all those houses, what do you think?"
>
> She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
right.
> Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what
about
>you,
> honey?"
>
>
> "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same
for
> you!"
>
> So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest
of the
> afternoon enjoying each other.
>
> After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and
looked
> directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
husband?"
>
> "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
>
>
>
> "No Kidding!" He said, "Thirty-five years old, and both of you still
> believe in genies!"
>
> A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.... Of
course,
> the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of
the
> biggest house adjacent to the course.
>
> The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to
go
>up
> there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive
is
> going to cost us."
>
> So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A
warm
> voice said, "Come on in."
>
> When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass
was
>all
> over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
near
>the
> broken window.
>
> A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that just
broke
>my
> window?"
>
>
>
>
>
> "Uh... Yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
>
> "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I really want to thank you.
You
> see, I am a genie, and I have been trapped in that bottle for a
thousand
> years. Now that you have released me, I am allowed to grant three
>wishes.
> I will give you each one wish, but if you do not mind, I will keep
the
> last one for myself."
>
>
> "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
blurted
> out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
>
> "No problem," said the genie. "You have got it, that is the least I
can
> do. And I will also guarantee you a long and very healthy life!"
>
>
>
> "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
>
>
>
>
>
> "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
country
> in the world," she said.
>
> "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be
safe
> from fire, burglary and all natural disasters!"
>
> "And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"
>
> "Well, since I have been trapped in that bottle and have not been
with a
> woman in more than a thousand years.... .My wish is to have sex with
your
> wife."
>
> The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
both
>now
> have a fortune, and all those houses, what do you think?"
>
> She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
right.
> Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what
about
>you,
> honey?"
>
>
> "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same
for
> you!"
>
> So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest
of the
> afternoon enjoying each other.
>
> After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and
looked
> directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
husband?"
>
> "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
>
>
>
> "No Kidding!" He said, "Thirty-five years old, and both of you still
> believe in genies!"