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dammit
September 30th, 2006, 01:40 PM
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo (about 2.1 lbs.) of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.


In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.


However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, beer (or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. Thus,


WATER = Poo


WINE = HEALTH


Free yourself of poo, drink WINE!!!


Remember: It is better to drink wine and talk sh1t than to drink water and be full of sh1t.

iroquois
October 6th, 2006, 10:38 PM
That is DISGUSTING.
No more tap water for me, hell no

Miz
October 6th, 2006, 11:44 PM
Bacteroides, Lactobacillus acidophilus, Escherichia coli (e coli) and Klebsiella are all bacteria normally found in the human digestive system. Without them (and probably a few others) digestion isn't going to happen. That's one of the reasons why taking broad spectrum antibiotics which are designed, as the name implies, to kill a broad spectrum of bacteria may keep you in or near a bathroom for a few days. ;)

There are only a few strains of e coli that cause disease, the majority are either benign or helpful.

My guess is that if you've been drinking tap water for years and not had any problems, then the e coli in your tap water is playing well with the e coli already in your body. :D

dammit
October 7th, 2006, 01:14 AM
Just drink wine...

Rainbow32
October 7th, 2006, 01:32 AM
I'll stick with beer and save the water for washing.....................my car.

Vercades
October 7th, 2006, 08:05 AM
Fermenting involves bacteria in that process Dman.