squiffy2
October 2nd, 2006, 11:51 AM
A man is driving a little too fast in his attempt to make his next work meeting, in his rush he clips a curb and blows a tyre.
He quickly gets out of the car, assess the damage, and in no time he has the car jacked up, old wheel off new wheel on, but in his rush to get the tyre on he accidently clips the hub cup holding the four lock nuts, the lock nuts then go rolling down a hill into a river.
"S**t" he shouts, "What am i going to do now"??.
Across the road there is man looking over a wall watching all this who then shouts across to the motorist in trouble,
"excuse me, hello, i say"
the motorist looks across at the man.
"why don't you take a nut from each of the other three wheels and put the three you have taken off on the spare"
What a great idea the motorist thinks, he does this, and in no time he is ready to begin his journey again, but before he leaves he goes across to the man who is still looking over the wall to thank him.
While crossing the road he notices a sign saying that the place where the man is staying is a lunatic asylum.
The motorist thanks him, but his intrigued to know why he is in such a place,
" I have no idea" says the man in the asylum.
"I was put in here 5 years ago, and they will not let me out, nobody knows about me, i am really fine".
The motorist is a little concerned, "well you look fine to me, and anyone that can come up with such a great idea as the one you just came up with should not be in a place like this. I will see my MP about you, dont you worry, we will get you out of here."
The man says goodbye, gets in his car, and gets about 100ft down the road when there is this almighty smash and a brick come hurling through the rear window just missing his head.
He quickly jumps out of the car and sees the man in the asylum still standing there shouting "you won't forget will you?"
;)
He quickly gets out of the car, assess the damage, and in no time he has the car jacked up, old wheel off new wheel on, but in his rush to get the tyre on he accidently clips the hub cup holding the four lock nuts, the lock nuts then go rolling down a hill into a river.
"S**t" he shouts, "What am i going to do now"??.
Across the road there is man looking over a wall watching all this who then shouts across to the motorist in trouble,
"excuse me, hello, i say"
the motorist looks across at the man.
"why don't you take a nut from each of the other three wheels and put the three you have taken off on the spare"
What a great idea the motorist thinks, he does this, and in no time he is ready to begin his journey again, but before he leaves he goes across to the man who is still looking over the wall to thank him.
While crossing the road he notices a sign saying that the place where the man is staying is a lunatic asylum.
The motorist thanks him, but his intrigued to know why he is in such a place,
" I have no idea" says the man in the asylum.
"I was put in here 5 years ago, and they will not let me out, nobody knows about me, i am really fine".
The motorist is a little concerned, "well you look fine to me, and anyone that can come up with such a great idea as the one you just came up with should not be in a place like this. I will see my MP about you, dont you worry, we will get you out of here."
The man says goodbye, gets in his car, and gets about 100ft down the road when there is this almighty smash and a brick come hurling through the rear window just missing his head.
He quickly jumps out of the car and sees the man in the asylum still standing there shouting "you won't forget will you?"
;)