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Snurfen
October 19th, 2006, 12:44 PM
(Canada Beware!)

OK, so Mr Bean has got his visa all sorted out, now it'll be quite a while getting it all sorted before he does manage the move - must be tons of logistics to sort out now he's got the green light, so to speak.

Why don't we start a "bottom drawer" of presents for Mr Bean, TCMB and Megan so they will leave these shores on their great adventure with all the bits they could possibly need when their voyage finally drops them at the shore of "The Great White North".

Here's my first one;

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v405/snurfen/snowshoes_shadow.jpg

black mirror
October 19th, 2006, 12:51 PM
Something to keep you warm (http://www.humboldt1.com/~donald/brazier.jpg)

PurestLight
October 19th, 2006, 02:01 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y14/PurestLight/Julies%20Pics/mountiehat.jpg

He'll need this so he doesnt stand out too much as a newbie to the country :D
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y14/PurestLight/Happy%20Birthdays/pink2roses.jpg

Some bee-yootiful fleurs for the dining table/windowsill

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y14/PurestLight/Julies%20Pics/canadianfrenchbook.jpg
And a phrase book
:thrilled:

zipulrich
October 19th, 2006, 07:56 PM
http://photoweb.fanshawec.on.ca/1997/DOUG/IMAGES/molson.jpg

dammit
October 19th, 2006, 08:09 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/gedchris/f7762ef6.jpg

Rainbow32
October 19th, 2006, 08:12 PM
For those quiet walks in the forest.
http://www.nonlethaldefense.com/macebearspray.html

Snurfen
October 19th, 2006, 09:21 PM
what a bunch of thoughtful folk you are!!! Keep em coming :rotflmao:

Rainbow32
October 19th, 2006, 09:37 PM
Imagine housing is easily to come by there with one of these.
I would build a seperate one for the sheep though.
http://www.eskimold.com/?source=google

Snurfen
October 19th, 2006, 11:09 PM
Ikea igloos - whatever next?

You keep confusing quadrapeds, nephew of dammit!

Goats = Kazahkstan = Borat
Sheep = Wales = Beanie

uripyores
October 19th, 2006, 11:30 PM
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/9794/rugbybooklm8.jpg
Maybe he can help them to improve their rugby. ;)

Snurfen
October 19th, 2006, 11:35 PM
Hahaha. Their wimmin are awesome rugby players though - freightened me

I thought you were going to send him a sealskin chess set :p

Tom
October 20th, 2006, 12:24 AM
Cadwch Canada yn lan. Danfonwch y sbwriel i Cymru!

dammit
October 20th, 2006, 01:06 AM
Cadwch Canada yn lan. Danfonwch y sbwriel i Cymru!

Why are you posting here?? nobody is interested? stick to CS.

lufbra
October 20th, 2006, 01:24 AM
Clicky (http://www.zazona.com/shameH1B/images/Humor/FakedGreenCard.jpg)

:P

Harrie
October 20th, 2006, 03:23 AM
You will need all your marbles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:WestAfricanMarbles.jpg) so that driving on the right side of the road doesn't throw you!

Tom
October 20th, 2006, 04:24 AM
Why are you posting here?

Because Beano is a friend, bwty. Now try to stay on topic - there's a good lad.

jmtjet
October 20th, 2006, 05:09 AM
And now you must learn the rules of hockey. That's mandatory if you're going to live in Canada more than a week. :)
http://www.nhl.com/hockeyu/rulebook/

black mirror
October 20th, 2006, 09:07 AM
You will have to learn this song MrBean (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU2Ouw9bRoc)

and learn about the strange laws so you dont get arrested

CANADA:
Fort Qu'Appelle Saskatchewan (Canada). (since not all silly, outdated laws are from the US)

1. It is illegal for a teen to walk down main street for Fort Qu'Appelle with their shoes untied.

2. It is illegal to leave your horse in front of the Country Squire (local hotel) without hitching it securely to the hitching post (which was removed yeeeeeaaaars ago).


So watch out if ever you go there:rotflmao:

Snurfen
October 20th, 2006, 09:58 PM
Ha ha ha - I'd forgotten about that one BM, well done.

I thought you were going to say it would be this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDrIMzHzQQk) he had to learn!

black mirror
October 20th, 2006, 10:01 PM
Ha ha ha - I'd forgotten about that one BM, well done.

I thought you were going to say it would be this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDrIMzHzQQk) he had to learn!


that one as well... nice red uniforms:rotflmao:

Snurfen
October 20th, 2006, 10:03 PM
"sbwriel" - Well done Tom :thumbsup:

Mr Bean
October 21st, 2006, 03:27 PM
Thank you all for you lovely virtual gifts.:D

Asd always I'll use them with TLC