dammit
November 6th, 2006, 05:13 PM
A couple are at home on the evening of there wedding when the wife is unpacking the last of her belongings she removes an old shoe box and says to her new husband "I promise you sex every night of our lives if you promise me you will never look in this box" to which the husband agrees.
Many years pass and the husband finds the box in the wardrobe one day and seen as how they no longer have regular sex he looks in the box and finds 3 eggs and and 800 pounds he confronts his wife full of remorse and asks what the box is all about.
She says "well every time ive had sex with another man i put an egg in the box" mmm the mans thinks 3 eggs equals 3 men in 35 years together thats not to bad "So whats the 800 quid for?" she says "Well every time ive got a dozen eggs i sell them for a pound." :eek:
Many years pass and the husband finds the box in the wardrobe one day and seen as how they no longer have regular sex he looks in the box and finds 3 eggs and and 800 pounds he confronts his wife full of remorse and asks what the box is all about.
She says "well every time ive had sex with another man i put an egg in the box" mmm the mans thinks 3 eggs equals 3 men in 35 years together thats not to bad "So whats the 800 quid for?" she says "Well every time ive got a dozen eggs i sell them for a pound." :eek: