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spunkie1
November 8th, 2006, 11:03 AM
this ones for the founding father::::



HOW "REAL" MEN BATHE A CAT

1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.

2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.

3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.

4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions. Drink beer while waiting.

5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat.

6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door and slam it securely shut because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine is lodged up their ass.

7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer while waiting.

* This is fiction - You couldn't get a man to scrub a toilet.


******NOTE***** i just couldn't resist...sry if offends anyone but dammit needs a good laugh!!!
:rotflmao: :D :rotflmao:
dammit
November 8th, 2006, 03:36 PM
I'll try that one later. ;)
black mirror
November 8th, 2006, 04:54 PM
I'll try that one later. ;)


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renegade600
November 8th, 2006, 05:15 PM
I tried that and the cat turned blue. :rotflmao:
black mirror
November 8th, 2006, 05:27 PM
I tried that and the cat turned blue. :rotflmao:

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l183/blackmirror111/thismaysting.jpg
renegade600
November 8th, 2006, 05:29 PM
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l183/blackmirror111/thismaysting.jpg

I go for that :D
spunkie1
November 8th, 2006, 05:30 PM
i am sooo sorry bm but.....he made me laugh sooo hard yesterday that i thought i would give him a joke that seemed to be of his liking...so sorry if it offends anyone but....but...i really have no excuse do i???
i saw it and thought of dammit....
black mirror
November 8th, 2006, 05:34 PM
i am sooo sorry bm but.....he made me laugh sooo hard yesterday that i thought i would give him a joke that seemed to be of his liking...so sorry if it offends anyone but....but...i really have no excuse do i???
i saw it and thought of dammit....

I see a lot of things and think of Dammit
:hmm:
Small yappie type dogs who need a tin of Mr DOG then maybe they would shut the **** up :D .. sometimes

Large prickly bushes

Chewing gum on the pavement in the shape of a giraffe

Plastic bags that you cant undo... oh the list is endless

All these remind me of our Divine leader:D and a few more i cant mention