The English In Wales

black mirror · #1 November 8th, 2006, 08:13 PM

4 bus loads of English go to South Wales for the day. They have a lovely day and visit many parts of the principality. They start off in the Gower and then off to Dan Yr Ogaf for the stalagmites and a nice lunch.

They have a nice chit-chat about how much they have enjoyed the day and then decide to stop off in a typical Welsh club on the way back to the bridge and they end up in Merthyr and promptly pile out of the coaches and proceed to completely pack out the place.

They are greeted warmly and decide to have food as well as Allbright.

The owner is ecstatic by the takings and goes up to the organiser and says "Thank u evvvver so much wus, U iz always welcome ere mun." "As a way of extending this welcome you are all welcome to join us in the weekly game of bingo".

Everyone cheers and they all buy at least 6 books each. The owner cannot believe it and just before the balls are called addresses the locals and the guests;

"May I thank our guests this evening and wish them well on their journey. Thanks to their joining us I can announce to everyone that we have record prizes this evening" "100 pounds a line and 750 pounds a full house" " Good luck and enjoy yourselves. Right then here we go, eyes down look in."

"On its own , Pedwar"

not to leave the Irish out

Irish Extreme Sports

Two Irish blokes are standing on the edge of a cliff, one has a budgie on each shoulder. The other has a parrot on one shoulder.

The first jumps off the cliff and halfway down the budgies fly off, he hits the ground with a thud and is barely alive as he rolls around groaning upon the rocks. The second man jumps off the cliff and half way down the parrot flies off, the man reaches into his jacket and pulls out a shotgun and shoots the parrot just before he lands upon the rocks.

As they both lie there in pain the first man comments
"I don't think much of this Budgie jumping"

The other replies
"I don't think much of this free fall parrot shooting either"

**Snurfen** · #2 November 8th, 2006, 08:55 PM

LOL deg out of deg for the first bit.

BTW, Dan yr Ogof show cave system is well worth the 3 mile diversion when you pass Junction 45 of the M4, isn't it.

spunkie1 · #3 November 8th, 2006, 09:05 PM

lmao...now that one was a topper!!!!!