rash groaner

[renegade600]

A woman develops a terrible rash over her body. She goes to see the doctor who prescribes taking a milk bath everyday, until the rash is gone. The next day, the woman informs her milkman that she needs 100 quarts of milk. "Why so many?" asks the milkman. "I have this terrible rash and the doctor says I need to take a milk bath every day until I'm cured." says the woman. "Oh, goes the milkman, "Do you want it pasteurized?" "No, goes the woman, "I just want it up to my chin."

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