renegade600
November 9th, 2006, 04:01 PM
A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women all at the same time. It was a lovely funeral.
A kleptomaniac went to see a psychiatrist. He gave her something to take.
A man bursts into a psychiatrist's office, interrupting an important phone call, and screams "Doctor, you've got to help me! I think I'm a deck of cards!" The doctor replied, "I'll deal with you later!"
A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."
A man walks into the psychiatrist's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear and he says, "What's the matter with me." The psychiatrist says, "You're not eating properly."
A man went to see a psychiatrist because he dreamed he was covered with gold. The doctor concluded that he had a gilt complex.
A mistake in a blood bank: a blood typo.
A kleptomaniac went to see a psychiatrist. He gave her something to take.
A man bursts into a psychiatrist's office, interrupting an important phone call, and screams "Doctor, you've got to help me! I think I'm a deck of cards!" The doctor replied, "I'll deal with you later!"
A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."
A man walks into the psychiatrist's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear and he says, "What's the matter with me." The psychiatrist says, "You're not eating properly."
A man went to see a psychiatrist because he dreamed he was covered with gold. The doctor concluded that he had a gilt complex.
A mistake in a blood bank: a blood typo.