black mirror
November 10th, 2006, 12:27 PM
A minister decided to do something a little different
one Sunday morning. He said "Today, in church, I am
going to say a single word and you are going to help
me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to
sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind".
The pastor shouted out "CROSS".
Immediately the congregation started singing in unison,
"THE OLD RUGGED CROSS".
The pastor hollered out "GRACE". The congregation began
to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound".
The pastor said, "POWER". The congregation sang "THERE
IS POWER IN THE BLOOD".
The Pastor said, "SEX". The congregation fell into
total silence.
Everyone was in shock. They all! nervously began to
look around at each other afraid to say anything.
Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the
church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood
up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES".
one Sunday morning. He said "Today, in church, I am
going to say a single word and you are going to help
me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to
sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind".
The pastor shouted out "CROSS".
Immediately the congregation started singing in unison,
"THE OLD RUGGED CROSS".
The pastor hollered out "GRACE". The congregation began
to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound".
The pastor said, "POWER". The congregation sang "THERE
IS POWER IN THE BLOOD".
The Pastor said, "SEX". The congregation fell into
total silence.
Everyone was in shock. They all! nervously began to
look around at each other afraid to say anything.
Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the
church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood
up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES".