Lesson in logic

[black mirror]

A fourth grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson
in logic.

"Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing
up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He
loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and
yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows
he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you
think she ran to the bank?"

Little Mary raised her hand and asked, "To draw out
all his savings?"

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9 times out of 10 out of ten that really happens