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squiffy2
November 10th, 2006, 07:49 PM
Pooh Sticks Bridge

Whinnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin are standing on the Pooh Sticks
Bridge, the sun is shining and the birds are singing sweetly in the 100
Acre Wood. The two friends wonder what has happened to Piglet, Eeeorre and
Tigger:

"I wonder where they've got to?" asks Pooh

"Sigh" says Christopher Robin

Just then, it starts to rain a light, cold drizzle..........

"Sigh" says Christopher Robin.

The rain runs down Christopher Robin's red plastic rain hat and drips
icily down the back of his neck.

Pooh Bear sneezes a very snuffly sneeze..........

"Sigh" says Christopher Robin.

Our two heros huddle closer together staring morosely down at the clear
running water as distant thunder can be heard rumbling over Rabbits Howse.
There is still no sign of their missing friends, and Christopher Robin's
Wellington boots squelch in a squishy squelchy way as he hops from foot to
foot, whilst wondering if he can safely go and pee behind Owl's tree
without being seen by Kanga from her kitchen window......

Christopher Robin turns to his life time buddy, Pooh Bear, and
says.............


















"Sod this, Pooh! Let's go down the Arcade and get a
tattoo!........................................... .........

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black mirror
November 10th, 2006, 07:52 PM
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i surrender:D