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eriebch
January 7th, 2007, 04:55 AM
We lived near the cemetery and one night as I was taking a short cut I accidently fell into an open grave that had been dug for the next days burial.
Try as I might, I was unable to get a hand hold to get out and decided after many attempts to wait it out until the yard gang came in the morning.
At approximately 3 in the morning a drunk fell in at the other end of the grave. As he attempted to claw his way out I placed a hand on his shoulder and said “There is no way out of this hole”.
You will never see another human climb out of a six foot hole as fast as he did.

violent nick
January 13th, 2007, 05:56 PM
lol, that made me giggle!