new cab driver

[renegade600]

the following been posted a couple of times before but its still IMO, one of the funnier ones.
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A man in a taxi cab taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams bloody murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves onto the sidewalk before stopping just inches from a lamppost.

After checking to make sure the passenger is OK, the driver says "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me!"

"Sorry. I didn't realize a simple tap on the shoulder would freak you out so much," the passenger says.

"It's not your fault," replies the cabbie.

"Today is my first day on the job after 25 years of driving a hearse.

[cHiNgY1788]

wasnt there another joke where
a guy goes to aline of taxis asks the front several texis to do something disgusting, dirty stuff with him
then for the last taxi asks the driver to take him somewhere

then when the guy and that driver leaves the line of taxis the guy is smiling out the window to the other taxidrivers

ehhh

[lustigj90]

ive heard that one before as well chingy, you must be quite evil to do that in real life though.