squirekat
January 17th, 2007, 05:34 PM
An elderly couple celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary decided to return to the little town where they first met. They sat in a small coffee shop and were talking to the waitress about how much they still loved each other after 50 years and how they had met at that very same café so long ago. Sitting at a table next to them was the local cop and he smiled as the old couple spoke. After the waitress left the table, the old man said to his wife, "Remember the first time we made love? It was in that field across the road, when I made love to you against the fence. Why don't we do it again for old time’s sake?” The wife giggled and said, “I’m game if you are!” So off they went, out the door and across the street to the field. The cop smiled to himself, thinking how romantic this was and decided he’d better keep an eye on the couple so they didn't run into any harm. The old couple walked over to the field and as they approached the fence they began to undress. When they were completely naked the old man picked up his wife and leaned her against the fence. The cop was watching from the bushes and was surprised at what he saw. With the vitality of youth, the wife bounced up and down excitedly, while the husband thrashed around like a wild man until they finally both fell to the ground in exhaustion. Eventually they stood up, shook themselves off and got dressed. As they walked back toward the road, the cop stepped out from his hiding place and said, "That was the most incredible love making I’ve ever seen. You two must have been quite a wild pair when you were young." "Not really." said the old man, "When we were young, that fence wasn't electric.”