squirekat
January 18th, 2007, 03:01 PM
A man was sitting in his seat on an airplane waiting for the other passengers to finish boarding. As he looked down the aisle toward the front of the plane he saw a gorgeous redhead step into view. As she walked towards him he was awestruck by her natural beauty and fabulous figure. She continued down the aisle and took the seat right next to him. Gulping hard and trying to maintain his composure he decided to try to strike up a conversation. “So, where are you flying to today?” he asked. She flipped her long silky hair aside and looked at him and said “I’m flying to Chicago to the annual Nymphomaniacs Convention.” Instantly crazed with excitement he squeaked out “Oh, I see, and what is your function at the convention?” “Actually”, she said, “I’ll be the keynote speaker and I’ll be debunking some of the myths of contemporary American sexuality.” His heart racing, he said “And what kind of myths would those be?” “Well,” she said, “One popular myth is that the African-American male is the most well endowed, when in actuality it is the American Indian who is most likely to possess this trait, and another myth is that Frenchmen make the best lovers. In a survey we did of American wives we found that Jewish men were rated at the top.” “I see.” said the man, not knowing what to say. Suddenly the woman blushed and said “I’m sorry, here I am telling you all these very personal things and I don’t even know your name.” The man extended his hand and said “Tonto…………… Tonto Goldstein.”