eriebch
January 22nd, 2007, 12:35 AM
Two Newfies walk into a pet shop. They go directly over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere budgies in dat
cage op dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag."
The clerk puts the budgies in a bag, and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop. They get into Gerry's van and drive to Come-By-Chance where they climb to the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. "Dis looks like a grand place, eh?" says Gerry. He then takes two birds out of the
bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds, before he hits the rocks below with a 'SPLAT!'.
As Paddy looks down he shakes his head and says, "Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous fer me."
cage op dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag."
The clerk puts the budgies in a bag, and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop. They get into Gerry's van and drive to Come-By-Chance where they climb to the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. "Dis looks like a grand place, eh?" says Gerry. He then takes two birds out of the
bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds, before he hits the rocks below with a 'SPLAT!'.
As Paddy looks down he shakes his head and says, "Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous fer me."