renegade600
April 14th, 2007, 10:47 PM
An archaeologist in the deepest jungle suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty group of headhunters. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I've had it." There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out, "No you have NOT had it. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."
So the archaeologist picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the chief. As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 headhunters with a look of shock on their faces, God's voice booms out again, "Okay...NOW you're had it.
So the archaeologist picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the chief. As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 headhunters with a look of shock on their faces, God's voice booms out again, "Okay...NOW you're had it.