renegade600
April 15th, 2007, 08:22 PM
Late one night a drunk guy is showing some friends around his new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friends ask him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk guy replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work."
The drunk guy picks up a hammer and slams it against the gong, making an ear-shattering sound.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, It's 3:30 in the morning!"
"What's that gong for?" the friends ask him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk guy replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work."
The drunk guy picks up a hammer and slams it against the gong, making an ear-shattering sound.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, It's 3:30 in the morning!"