Bluemoonie
April 17th, 2007, 05:37 PM
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and
the last instruction from Mother Superior is that they must not get
even one drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns
decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits
and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the
door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the
door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding
that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the
door.
"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the
blinds?"
the last instruction from Mother Superior is that they must not get
even one drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns
decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits
and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the
door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the
door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding
that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the
door.
"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the
blinds?"