renegade600
April 20th, 2007, 08:13 PM
Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie ***poof*** she is instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." ***poof*** The mirror swallows her.
Next a rather prude brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I'm the sexiest woman alive." ***poof*** The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think...." ***poof***
So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." ***poof*** The mirror swallows her.
Next a rather prude brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I'm the sexiest woman alive." ***poof*** The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think...." ***poof***