chinese messages (light adult language)

[renegade600]

# "Crowded elevator smells different to midget".
# "Passionate kiss like spider's web soon lead to undoing of fly."
# "Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"
# "Man who run in front of car get tired"
# "Man who run behind car get exhausted"
# "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day"
# "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright
# "Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"
# "Man with one chopstick go hungry."
# "Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."
# "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
# "Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"
# "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
# "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
# "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
# "Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night."
# "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
# "Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
# "It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
# "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"
# "Man who sit on tack get point!"
# "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
# "Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"
# "He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs."
# "Man who farts in church sits in own pew."
# "Man who jumps from tall building, jumps to conclusion."

[dude132]

guess what?!! ASIAN HERE FU (jk)

[ggross]

Originally Posted by dude132

guess what?!! ASIAN HERE FU (jk)

did you jump from the building......(jk)