phone call

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A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone.

"It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle."

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catsup :confused:

[renegade600]

catsup :confused:

# Catchup, Ketchup: a word derived from the name of an East Indian pickle, which was formerly applied specifically to the boiled spiced juice from salted mushrooms, but is now freely attached to various sauces (sold both bottled and in bulk) which consist of the pulp--boiled, strained and seasoned--of various fruits, as tomatoes, green walnuts, etc.
digital.lib.msu.edu/projects/cookbooks/books/grocersencyclopedia/ency.html

# A thick and spicy tomato sauce used as a condiment or a cooking ingredient. Kettle - A large metal pot, usually made of iron, with a looped handle and a lid. Key Lime - Small, tart, yellowish limes from Florida. Kidney Bean - A medium-sized, kidney-shaped bean with a dark red skin, cream-colored firm flesh and a bland flavor. Available fresh, dried and canned. Kielbasa, Kielbasi, Kielbasy, Polish Sausage - A seasoned and smoked sausage usually made from pork. ...
www.lowfatlifestyle.com/terms_a_z/culinaryterms_k.htm

# thick spicy sauce made from tomatoes wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

# Ketchup (or catsup) is a popular condiment, usually made with ripened tomatoes. The basic ingredients in modern ketchup are tomatoes, vinegar, sugar, salt, allspice, cloves, and cinnamon. Onions, celery, and other spices are frequent additions. In Australia, New Zealand and the UK, ketchup is commonly referred to as tomato sauce.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catsup

[dammit]

Ahhhhh tommy sauce..... :D