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May 1st, 2007, 12:36 PM
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Funny jokes collection
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" " Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese. Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am . ---------- - Chahat Have You Ever Seen Car Of Osama Bin Laden http://www.JokesDuniya.com 
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May 1st, 2007, 12:51 PM
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Founder Member of the CTH Brat Pack. The Divine Leader.  ......\\ \ll/ //...... ......( @ @ )...... oOOo==(~)==oOOo You're only young once - but you can be immature for ever. FREEDOM for Smokers.
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May 3rd, 2007, 02:27 PM
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And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country. -John F. Kennedy- As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. -John F. Kennedy- Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth. -John F. Kennedy- An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. -Dwight D. Eisenhower-
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