|
#1
|
||||
|
||||
|
Ali G
Ali G's Sister is pregnant and has a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no
longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother...he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?". "Denise," the doctor says. The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies, "Denephew."
__________________
Founder Member of the CTH Brat Pack. The Divine Leader. ![]() ......\\ \ll/ //...... ......( @ @ )...... oOOo==(~)==oOOo You're only young once - but you can be immature for ever. FREEDOM for Smokers.
|
|
#2
|
||||
|
||||
|
:d:d:d:d
__________________
CTH BratPack Entertainment's And Drinking Consultant And I Would'er "This is great stuff... Phil Bennett covering, chased by Alistair Scowen... brilliant... Oh, that’s brilliant! John Williams, Brian Williams ...Pullin, John Dawes ...Great dummy! ...David, Tom David ...the half way line ...Brilliant by Quinnell! This is Gareth Edwards! ...A dramatic start! ...what a score! ...Oh, that fellow Edwards!!" Cliff Morgan BEANIE'S GAFF |
|
#3
|
|||
|
|||
|
Groannnn!
__________________
Linux user #390845. Ubuntu Linux versions 8.04 & Linux Mint. |
![]() |
| Bookmarks |
«
Previous Topic
|
Next Topic
»
| Topic Tools | |
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 09:53 PM.
[
RSS ]









