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May 3rd, 2007, 04:32 AM
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Gov. Officials
Government Official
A cocky Ministry of Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road." The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field." The Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the Provincial Government to go wherever I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm land." So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Ministry of Highways employee running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the employee at every step. The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!!" 
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May 3rd, 2007, 04:19 PM
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I am afraid if I laugh at this, homeland security would be knocking at my door.
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May 4th, 2007, 02:16 PM
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And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country. -John F. Kennedy- As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. -John F. Kennedy- Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth. -John F. Kennedy- An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. -Dwight D. Eisenhower-
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