doctor doctor jokes

[Snurfen]

Man walks into the doctors and says
"Last night I dreamt I was a wigwam, the night before I dreamt I was a tee-pee"




"Ah, I see your problem, you're two tents".

[PurestLight]

Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in used toaster oven aluminum foil, what's wrong with me?


Doctor: You have far too much free time.

[rockboy]

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell!
Take two of these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

[Snurfen]

Doctor doctor, I've got a piece of sponge finger in one year, some custard and cream in the other, and I can't hear very much.


I see, I think you may be a trifle deaf.

[gooner]

For the English amongst you:

Patient: Doctor Doctor I have a cricket ball stuck up my rear end.

Doctor How's that?

Patient: Don't you start!

[renegade600]

Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold


Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

[helpless1]

Father Christmas goes to the doctors and tells him that he sat on a mince pie and it was stuck. The doctor asks santa to bend over for a closer inspection.
Santa drops his trousers and bends over as the doctor asks.
The doctor looks at mince pie and smiles, "Ah," he says, "I've got some cream for that."

[renegade600]

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo.


Are you stringing me along!

[Snurfen]

"Doctor doctor, I've got a billiard bull stuck up my rear end"


"Get to the end of the cue"

[Snurfen]

Doctor doctor, people keep ignoring me



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