The Art of Panhandling

[eriebch]

Ali and Mohamed are panhandling on the Toronto subway.
Ali drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Mohamed only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.
Mohamed asks Ali how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10.00 bills every day. Ali says "look at your sign. It says: I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support".

Mohamed looks at Ali's sign. It reads "I only need another $10.00 to move back to
my country".

[MadMedic]

I read that before but it had mexican names and Mexico as the country.

[Snurfen]

Good, regardless of which ethnic group you add - even Taff's from Canada would work!