On a cruise

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Passengers aboard a luxurious cruise ship were having a great time when
a beautiful young woman fell overboard. Immediately there was Old
Squiffy in the water, and he rescued her.

The crew pulled them both out of the treacherous waters. The captain
was grateful as well as astonished that such a grey-haired old
gentleman performed such an act of bravery.

That night a banquet was given in honour of the ship's elderly hero.
Squiffs was called forward to receive an award and was asked to say a
few words.

Squiffy: "Once I was in the water, it was no big deal. But I sure am
curious about who pushed me overboard!"