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dammit
August 31st, 2007, 05:50 PM
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
but she didn't wear that one very often. :rolleyes:



Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread. :eek:

Simple Simon met a Pieman,
going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you di**head. :dizzy:



Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "F*ck him, He's only an egg. :raphael:



Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned it's wool to nylon. :cool:



Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was funny that way. :D

Snurfen
August 31st, 2007, 10:26 PM
Very good! You trying to get us into troube with follow ups, oh divine one? :rotflmao: