vinnyb76
September 4th, 2007, 11:45 PM
old man charlie was riding his bycicle home one evening when suddenly his chain snaps,he gets off realizes he cant mend it so he starts walking home which is a good few miles away.
a mile down the road a bright red ferrari drives past him stops then two guys get out one of them asks charley "would you like a lift mate you look pretty tired", "no thanks" says charley "i would but i can`t leave my bike here". "its a pity your bike can`t fit in my car boot" the guy replies.
As they walk back to there car the second guy turns round to charley and says "ive got an idea mate what if we was to tow you,we will tie the rope around your handle bars and drive really slowly, if we did go a bit fast you can ring your bell then we will slow down" charley thinks really hard then accepts.
after a few minutes travelling at 10 mph charley starts to relax thinking this is the life not having to peddle. meanwhile in the car the first guy looks through his rear window at charley turns round to his mate and says" i know lets have some fun with him" then starts accelerating.
At 20 mph charleys wondering what the rush is about.
30 mph hes starting to get a bit worried.
40 mph he decides to ring his bell to no avail.
at 80mph as you can imagine charleys about to fill his pants,hes ringing his bell non stop,waving at the guys driving,and shouting some abuse.
further on down the road two policeman are in their car eating dounuts watching the traffic when zoooom a blur of red speeds past them."holy cow"says copper one "did you see that" "what that ferrari going at 120"says copper two,"no" copper one replies "im on about that mad old timer trying to over take it":D
a mile down the road a bright red ferrari drives past him stops then two guys get out one of them asks charley "would you like a lift mate you look pretty tired", "no thanks" says charley "i would but i can`t leave my bike here". "its a pity your bike can`t fit in my car boot" the guy replies.
As they walk back to there car the second guy turns round to charley and says "ive got an idea mate what if we was to tow you,we will tie the rope around your handle bars and drive really slowly, if we did go a bit fast you can ring your bell then we will slow down" charley thinks really hard then accepts.
after a few minutes travelling at 10 mph charley starts to relax thinking this is the life not having to peddle. meanwhile in the car the first guy looks through his rear window at charley turns round to his mate and says" i know lets have some fun with him" then starts accelerating.
At 20 mph charleys wondering what the rush is about.
30 mph hes starting to get a bit worried.
40 mph he decides to ring his bell to no avail.
at 80mph as you can imagine charleys about to fill his pants,hes ringing his bell non stop,waving at the guys driving,and shouting some abuse.
further on down the road two policeman are in their car eating dounuts watching the traffic when zoooom a blur of red speeds past them."holy cow"says copper one "did you see that" "what that ferrari going at 120"says copper two,"no" copper one replies "im on about that mad old timer trying to over take it":D