Whatever makes you Happy! **semi Adult**

[misterbadnback]

Harold is 92 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded behind the center to sit, smoke a cigar, listen to music, ponder his
accomplishments and generally reflect on his long life.

One evening, Mildred, age 86, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. During a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"

"What?" she asks. "SEX!" he replies. Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"

"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while." "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.

The! conversation is good, and they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they will sit, talk, and Mildred will hold Harold's manhood.

One night, Harold doesn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decides to find Harold and make sure he's OK. She walks around the senior citizen home where she finds him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who is discreetly holding Harold's manhood.

Furious, Mildred yells, "You two-timing *******! ----- Just what does Ethel have that I don't have?"

Old Harold smiles happily and replies, "Parkinson's!"

[jmtjet]

That's a sick joke, but oh so funny.

[PurestLight]