Why Dogs Can't Use Computers

[Harrie]

-He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse.

-SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question.

-Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.

-Three words: carpal paw syndrome.

-Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that he's browsing www.purina.com instead of working.

-The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.

-He can't help attacking the screen when he hears "You've Got Mail".

- It's too messy to "mark" every Web site he visits.

-The FETCH command isn't available on all platforms.

-He can't stick his head out of Windows 98.


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[lufbra]

Good 'un Harrie, pinched it already!!!

Dave.

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[Guru_God]

hehe
cat catch < /dev/mouse
=)

[This message has been edited by Guru_God (edited 04 March 2001).]

[virtualBill]

Dogs have evolved beyond the need for computers. They try to tell us we don't need them, but our crude senses cannot perceive their meaning. Having finally given up trying to wean us from our hi-tech toys, they just sit and watch, tails wagging in amusement.

[ 18 March 2001: Message edited by: virtualBill ]

[Harrie]

Hahaha, that cracks me up, Virtual Bill -'tis good!

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