jililan
February 27th, 2008, 02:05 AM
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for
half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts
crying.
"Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says. I
didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
"I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I grabbed a cab home.
But, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab.
At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.
So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my
life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison."
Bad, bad, day.....
half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts
crying.
"Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says. I
didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
"I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I grabbed a cab home.
But, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab.
At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.
So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my
life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison."
Bad, bad, day.....