DJoe
March 7th, 2008, 12:16 AM
This joke may not be appropriate for under 14 years old.
The Kid-B-Gone Infomercial
Mom Says:
Oh my god!!!!
Dad Says:
What is it an Earwig.
Mom Says:
No its one of the kids!
Dad:
Uh, thought I got rid of them after university.
Infomercial Announcer:
Are you like many parents today suffering from an infestation of adult children, well why not try Kid-B-Gone sticky pads! No more sprays or messy pads. Just place the sticky where ever you see evidence of your kids.
Mom Says:
Look at all this kid poop around the dishwasher.
Dad Says:
I know, there was a bunch in the car last night too.
Infomercial Announcer:
Then wait for Kid-B-Gone pad to do there thing.
Mom Says:
Ohhh!!... Brad, It Workeddd!!
Dad Says:
I knowww!!, I got one of them before they could mate.
Infomercial Announcer:
Than dispose of your children easily and humanely at a employment office or recruitment center.
Kid-B-Gone Sticky Pads, and extra strength Boomer-B-Gone sticky pads for your ageing baby boomers only from Rod-Co.
The Kid-B-Gone Infomercial
Mom Says:
Oh my god!!!!
Dad Says:
What is it an Earwig.
Mom Says:
No its one of the kids!
Dad:
Uh, thought I got rid of them after university.
Infomercial Announcer:
Are you like many parents today suffering from an infestation of adult children, well why not try Kid-B-Gone sticky pads! No more sprays or messy pads. Just place the sticky where ever you see evidence of your kids.
Mom Says:
Look at all this kid poop around the dishwasher.
Dad Says:
I know, there was a bunch in the car last night too.
Infomercial Announcer:
Then wait for Kid-B-Gone pad to do there thing.
Mom Says:
Ohhh!!... Brad, It Workeddd!!
Dad Says:
I knowww!!, I got one of them before they could mate.
Infomercial Announcer:
Than dispose of your children easily and humanely at a employment office or recruitment center.
Kid-B-Gone Sticky Pads, and extra strength Boomer-B-Gone sticky pads for your ageing baby boomers only from Rod-Co.