Religious joke

[kix4funchick]

One Nation, "Under God".

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a

Classroom. The teacher was going to explain

Evolution to the children. The teacher asked

A little boy: Tommy do you see the tree

Outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass

Outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see

If you can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes

Later) Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see God up there?

TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see

God because he isn't there. Possibly he just

Doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the

Boy some questions.

The teacher agreed and the little girl asked

The boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass

Outside?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?

TOMMY: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

TOMMY: No

LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we

Were taught today in school, she possibly

May not even have one!

(You Go Girl!)

b(^b^)d

[dammit]

Yep she does.:rotflmao: