kix4funchick
April 8th, 2008, 08:48 PM
On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired military man, and asked, "Honey, do you remember this?"He looked up from his newspaper and said; "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"He nodded and said "Yes dear, I said; Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out."She giggled and said; "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?"He looked her up and down and said; "Mission Accomplished."
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