jililan
May 12th, 2008, 12:35 PM
Somewhere in the deep South, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is
It true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to
Get cancer?"
"Yes, Bubba, that is true."
Bubba asked, "And people are suing the fast food restaurants for
Making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers
And fries, is that true, mister lawyer?"
"Sure is Bubba, but why do you ask?"
"Cause I was thinkin' maybe I can sue Budweiser for all them ugly
Women I've been wakin' up with"
It true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to
Get cancer?"
"Yes, Bubba, that is true."
Bubba asked, "And people are suing the fast food restaurants for
Making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers
And fries, is that true, mister lawyer?"
"Sure is Bubba, but why do you ask?"
"Cause I was thinkin' maybe I can sue Budweiser for all them ugly
Women I've been wakin' up with"