Sniglets

[lufbra]

Any word that isn't in a dictionary, but should be!!!

Accordionated - Able to drive and refold a road map at same time.
Aglet - Plastic on shoestring end.
Aquadextrous - Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
Baldage - The accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.
Beavo - A pencil with teeth marks all over it.
Blibula - The spot on a dog's stomach which, when rubbed, causes his leg to rotate wildly.
Bovilexia - Urge to lean out car window to "moo" cow.
Bubblic - Addicted to the systematic popping of the bubbles in packing material.
Cabnicreep - Closing of one cabinet causing the other to open.
Calumella Nasi - Bottom part of nose between nostrils.
Dasho - The part between car's windshield and dashboard that is unretrievable.
Deterrency - Ruined currency after laundry.
Elbonics - 2 people maneuvering of one arm rest in theatre or plane.
Ferrule - Metal band on pencil that holds the eraser in place.
Flirr - Photograph with operator's finger in the corner.
Frust - Line of debris that refuses to be swept into dustpan.
Furnidents - Indentations that appear after furniture is moved.
Glackets - Noisy ball inside spray paint can.
Gladhandling - To attempt, with frustrating results, to find and separate the ends of a plastic sandwich or trash bag.
Gleemites - Petrified deposits of toothpaste in sinks.
Gleemule - Unit of toothpaste in toothbrush bristle.
Hozone - Mysterious place where an item of laundry disappears to.
Hystioblogination - Identifying gift by shaking and listening to content.
Kedophobia - Fear of sneakers eaten by teeth of escalator.
Keeper - Loop on belt that keeps end in place after passing buckle.
Lactomangulation - Manhanding "open here" milk carton resulting to having to use the other side.
Laminites - Strange people in new photo section of wallet.
Lodgecombing - Final reconnaissance before vacating a motel room.
Maggit - Any of the hundreds of subscription cards that fall from the pages of a magazine.
Magnocartic - Car left attended causing attraction to shop carts.
Motspur - The pesky fourth wheel on a shopping cart that refuses to cooperate with the other three.
Musquirt - Water that comes out on first squirt of mustard bottle.
Mustgo - Any item of food that has been sitting in the refrigerator so long it has become a science project.
Napression Marks - Those indentation lines on your face created by your bedding when you when you wake up.
Octothorp - # Pound sign.
Penciventilation - Blowing tip of pencil after sharpening.
Pepperlonely - The piece of pepperoni left on the cardboard when you pick up a piece of pizza.
Pajangle - Condition of waking up with your pajamas turned 180 degrees.
Pepperlonely - The piece of pepperoni left on the cardboard when you pick up a piece of pizza.
Phonesia - The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
Phozzle - buildup of dust on phonograph needle.
Pigslice - The last unclaimed piece of pizza that everyone is secretly dying for.
Premblememblemation - Double checking a mail after dropping in mailbox to be sure its dropped down.
Pupkus - The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.
Retrocarbonic - Drink machine that dispenses soda before cup.
Rignition - The embarrassing action of trying to start one's car with the engine already running.
Rovalert - System where a dog quickly established all neighbor barking.
Schwiggle - The amusing rotation of one's bottom while sharpening a pencil.
Scribblics - Warm-up exercises designed to get the ink in a pen flowing.
Scribline - The blank area on the back of credit cards where one's signature goes.
Snacktrek - The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.
Spirobits - The frayed bits of left-behind paper in a spiral notebook.
Spirtle - The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands right in your eye.
Spood - Flat wooden "spoon" that accompanies ice cream cups.
Strumble - Invisible object you pretend to trip but is actually clumsiness.
Swaznia - The thin, disgusting membrane that connects the bottom of the tongue to the top of the jaw, presumably to hold it in place.
Table Snorkeling - Frantic gesticulations when one bites into hot food and has to take in air to cool it off.
Tilecomet - The piece of toliet paper that clings to your foot after you've left a public restroom.
Umbrace - The small strap that holds an umbrella in place.
Vegiludes - Individual peas or kernels of corn that you end up chasing all over the plate with your fork.
Wondracide - Act of murdering bread with knife and cold butter.
Woowad - Giant clumps of stuck-together rice served at Chinese restaurants.
Yinkel - A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.
Zizzebots - Marks on bridge of nose when eye glasses are removed.

[lufbra]

Yinkel - A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.

*looks at Zipulrich*

[zipulrich]

:no: Well, I'm a little too young to go bald just yet, BUT, when that time comes I'll simply use hair-in-a-can!