enat66
October 19th, 2003, 01:29 AM
Heard this from a guy at church...thought it was a good clean joke. (I changed it some as I have a 3 minute memory)
There were a wife and husband in bed snoozing in. They both wanted the other to get up and make coffee to start out the day.
Man: "Go make me coffee, I worked late last night"
Woman: "You make the coffee, I had to put up with the kids alone"
Man: "But I don't know how to make coffee"
Woman: "It's simple, read the directions on the coffee can"
Man: "But it is a women's job to make coffee in the morning"
Woman: "It says that men are supposed to make the coffee in the Bible"
Man: "Where?"
The woman gets up, pages through the bible, and finds the right page.
Woman: "Ha!, Right here, 'Hebrews' :)"
There were a wife and husband in bed snoozing in. They both wanted the other to get up and make coffee to start out the day.
Man: "Go make me coffee, I worked late last night"
Woman: "You make the coffee, I had to put up with the kids alone"
Man: "But I don't know how to make coffee"
Woman: "It's simple, read the directions on the coffee can"
Man: "But it is a women's job to make coffee in the morning"
Woman: "It says that men are supposed to make the coffee in the Bible"
Man: "Where?"
The woman gets up, pages through the bible, and finds the right page.
Woman: "Ha!, Right here, 'Hebrews' :)"