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October 22nd, 2003, 10:11 PM
It was the first day of school and the 5th grade teacher decided it would be easier to get to know the kids if she knew a little about their home life, so she asked the class "what does your daddy do?".
Little Mary raised her hand and said, "My daddy is a doctor, and he makes people well".
"That's great Mary, you must have a really nice dad." said the teacher.
Then Teresa raised here hand and said "my dad is a lawyer, he helps people stay out of jail".
"that's wonderful Teresa, he must be a very smart man" said the teacher. Then she looked around the room but there were no hands raised, so she calls on Little Johnnie, "what does your dad do Johnnie?".
"My daddy is dead teacher", replied Johnnie with a sad look on his face.
After a short pause the teacher said, "Oh, I'm very sorry to hear that Johnnie, but what did he do before he died?".
"He turned blue and sh!t on the carpet" replied Johnnie.
Little Mary raised her hand and said, "My daddy is a doctor, and he makes people well".
"That's great Mary, you must have a really nice dad." said the teacher.
Then Teresa raised here hand and said "my dad is a lawyer, he helps people stay out of jail".
"that's wonderful Teresa, he must be a very smart man" said the teacher. Then she looked around the room but there were no hands raised, so she calls on Little Johnnie, "what does your dad do Johnnie?".
"My daddy is dead teacher", replied Johnnie with a sad look on his face.
After a short pause the teacher said, "Oh, I'm very sorry to hear that Johnnie, but what did he do before he died?".
"He turned blue and sh!t on the carpet" replied Johnnie.